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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:04

No go.
Minds and Behinds
No way
Why am I more attracted to black men?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
What is your language's pangram?
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
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Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Did Harry and Meghan really get what they wanted?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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